"This is Jazmin, she's an asshole."
This blog is mostly a collection of things I find appealing and or funny. Sometimes it's a place for me to get emotional and bitch.
If I fail to give credit where credit is due, yell at me and I'll make amends.
Oh and on almost all other social networks (instagram, twitter, etc..) my moniker is @jorchata
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Me mostly
For the CuriousFor your convenienceThis blog is mostly a collection of things I find appealing and or funny. Sometimes it's a place for me to get emotional and bitch.
If I fail to give credit where credit is due, yell at me and I'll make amends.
Oh and on almost all other social networks (instagram, twitter, etc..) my moniker is @jorchata
Ahh I miss emily
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Me: maybe I should make a book entitled "how to not want children; the slaying of the baby fever"
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Emily: hahaha oh law, if you could find the answer I would probably do anything to get it.
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Me: it'll have graphic depictions of stretched vajajay's and lifesucked mothers.
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Emily: omglob if only. I've googled ookey baby'd out parts. And you know what I told myself? I can get plastic surgery. My mind has dropped out of my head.
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Me: I am going to going to find the most horrible children in existence, and make a comic book out of how awful they are and not even in a cute way, and send it to all wannabe young mums.
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Emily: I wanna be at the top of your list! Ha
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Me: mailing list, you're now on it.
- Me: maybe I should make a book entitled "how to not want children; the slaying of the baby fever"
- Emily: hahaha oh law, if you could find the answer I would probably do anything to get it.
- Me: it'll have graphic depictions of stretched vajajay's and lifesucked mothers.
- Emily: omglob if only. I've googled ookey baby'd out parts. And you know what I told myself? I can get plastic surgery. My mind has dropped out of my head.
- Me: I am going to going to find the most horrible children in existence, and make a comic book out of how awful they are and not even in a cute way, and send it to all wannabe young mums.
- Emily: I wanna be at the top of your list! Ha
- Me: mailing list, you're now on it.
