Yesterday Hunter called me straight edge because he was trying to recall me ever drinking or doing drugs, and couldn’t.

A gross exaggeration. I can’t claim it in the least, I don’t even know what goes into claiming the lifestyle. 

Also that kid has definitely seen me drunk once or twice. 

Hey there, I'm Jazmin. I yell a lot and I have a mean sense of humor.
This is nothing profound, just stuff I like, or makes me laugh, maybe a little glimpse into my life.

If I fail to give credit where credit is due, yell at me and I'll make amends.