April 2012
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Anonymous asked: I love you, you're gorgeous. There's an extremely obnoxious and unattractive person in my apartment right now so I am very appreciative of the attractive and awesome people in the world.
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Anonymous asked: I can't stop thinking about you.. you changed my life. Would you ever reconsider? I've been trying to reconnect with you for so long.
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Anonymous asked: what turns you on the most in bed?
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Anonymous asked: What kind of guy would you date right now?
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YOU GUYS, YOUUU GUYS.
So some rando ass cat just snuck into my house to say hi, and I woke up to my cat doing the NONONONONONONONONONNOOOO thing.
My cat can do the NO thing.
That’s all.
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Jennifer Lawrence and first impressions:
Woody Harrelson: I was on my bus, and on my bus I have a yoga swing. Jennifer comes on, and she goes, 'Hi, Woody, I'm J—is that a sex swing?' Her first sentence to me.
Josh Hutcherson: When I got cast, she called me up for one of those five-minute 'Excited to work with you, blah, blah, blah' things. The conversation started with her saying, 'Think about a catheter going in – ouch!' and then turns into a 45-minute rant about zombies and the apocalypse.
Zoë Kravitz: I'd met her a few times, and she was like, 'You should come over and we'll hang out.' So I go over to her apartment, and she opens the door in a towel. She's like, 'Come in, sorry, you're early, I was about to shower.' And she drops her towel and gets in the shower, and starts shaving her legs, totally naked. She was like, 'Are we here yet? Is this OK?' And I was like, 'I guess we're there!'
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esostiempos replied to your post: esostiempos replied to your photo: Sitting in my…
your half mexican :o omg dude holy shit, my bad i retract my comment. so wait your mexican american also? omg
Haha, yeah, my dad’s mexican american. My mom is like 20 different kinds of white though, so no one ever guesses that I am. Funny enough, my dad’s so dark that when I was little I...
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esostiempos replied to your photo: Sitting in my car eating an avocado on my lunch…
you eat avocado’s by themselves? ewwww, put it in your taco like normal mexican people do. just saying, that would make me barf
I’m only half mexican, so I’m allowed to eat them weird.
I dont eat them completely plain. I put lime on it…
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Anonymous asked: what kind of car do u drive
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Anonymous asked: How much time do you spend on the internet daily?
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The reason I hate spring:
I was born with a malfunctioning nose, and so flowers smell like some of the worst shit on the planet to me.
I HATE the way they smell.
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Texting my father.
Vader: Went to the doctor... they stuck a needle in my ASS.
Me: Well I just paid my tuition. Most money I've ever spent on your credit card and it was towards my education. That should be another needle in your ass.
Vader: Yes... Thanks...
Vader: I just fell down the stairs and twisted my fucking ankle! I may have a black butt, but I wont know till tomorrow... I'm old and falling apart.
Me: You just shouldn't be allowed out. At least you're house trained. Points for that. Deductions for everything else.
Vader: Times like this that I know you're mine. Fucking smart ass.
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dahnimarie replied to your photoset: And for today.
Such a hottie!
Look who’s talking gorgeous!
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Anonymous asked: Seeing anyone lately?
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