Me: Do you feel better about your life now that you've remembered you have a bone?
Me: ...Sometimes I feel that way when I remember Jason Segel exists.
Natalie: I hope you know. I can't really hear you from the kitchen, but what I can hear...
Me: What did you hear? because frankly I'm embarrassed you heard any of that...
Natalie: You said something to my dog about his life being better because of his bone, and then you said something about your life being better with a bone in you.
Me: I have to say, I'm slightly relieved you think I'm that dirty.
beautifail: loveyourchaos: fuck. listen to this. oh my GOD
findingriemo: Nas - The World is Yours (Q-tip...
second attempt. Today I watched a video of Jaz crying. It made me happy– (via tannerfield) a definite improvement.
I think I’m going to make atole. Now to find out if we have any brown sugar…