December 2011
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Dad: Why is there an empty pickle jar on your floor?
Me: There were only two left so I took the whole jar...
Dad: All I ask is that you don't turn into that orange Snookie bitch.
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Love nudes.
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missmedley replied to your chat: Mom: Honey, wake up. I brought you a present! Me:…
Ah I see Alicia was very giving when you mum visited last night.
“NO BALLOONS, NO PARTY”
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Mom: Honey, wake up. I brought you a present!
Me: What? I'm so tired. Hold on, let me sit up. Nope, nevermind I'm opening this laying down.
Me: ... A year's supply of birth control and a shit ton of condoms?
Mom: Starting the new year off right.
Me: ... Thanks?
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Me: I dont know why, but when all my straight friends get drunk I tend to become the target of their lesbian curiosity.
Natalie: Well, if it makes you feel any better, I've never fantasized about having sex with you.
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My dads gonna kill me… I just ate all the pizzelle’s his godmother made him for christmas.
whoops.
Anonymous asked: lolol at that pic. ohhh the youth
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me: i really cant stay
computer: but baby its social outside
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