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"This is Jazmin, she's an asshole."
This blog is mostly a collection of things I find appealing and or funny.
If I fail to give credit where credit is due, yell at me and I'll make amends.
Oh and on almost all other social networks (instagram, twitter, etc..) my moniker is @jorchata
Anonymous ASKED: Ur such a litttle dweeb. this is what I have thought all along. that you are a attention seeker who posts things that she then tries to defend but is too superficial to realize that you ask what you receive and you are want what you get. so deal with it.

Whatttt are you talking about?
I think my disgust at being used for advertising naughty chat rooms is perfectly justified?
I also think that finding threads of people offering to pay gratuitous sums for information about me is pretty normal to freak about.
I do a pretty good job of keeping my life private. I’d like to stay that way.
I’m a total attention seeking dweeb. That’s why the majority of this tumblr is me making pouty faces and asking for followbacks/ complaining about why the world isn’t paying attention to me.
Fuckin asswipe

eatcleaneatclean:

girlgrowingsmall:

neonroyalty:

Better Than Restaurant Falafel (Vegan, Gluten free)

Bless this post so much. I have been hunting for the right falafel recipe for ages. This sounds perfect for my needs.

mmmmmmmmmm

guyletatooer:

East River , Brooklyn .

Someone posted me on the chive 😑

bethrevis:

you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying

The internet is a magical land where I’m Russian, and I actually want to talk to you. 😑 
How do you get something removed from the internet?

The internet is a magical land where I’m Russian, and I actually want to talk to you. 😑
How do you get something removed from the internet?

foxmouth:

Artificial Intelligence, 2014 | by Ben Sandler
Anonymous ASKED: what you talking about, your skin looks flawless

Ahaha makeup. I wear so much makeup.

Anonymous ASKED: oh that's a shame :( Poor Koda though, pets are a responsibility not just fun. Hope he didn't bite too hard and that you're O.K too!

Which is exactly why I only watch dogs right now rather than have one of my own! They’re a huge responsibility, and one which I know I can’t fully commit to. If I could I would try to buy koda from his current owner and take him to a trainer, but I can’t, and I can’t risk my own well being either. I really hope his owner looks into retraining him. Because I already miss that pup.

weneedfashion:

Elie Saab Haute Couture Spring 2013 Details

weneedfashion:

Elie Saab Haute Couture Spring 2013 Details