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"This is Jazmin, she's an asshole."
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Anonymous ASKED: what you talking about, your skin looks flawless

Ahaha makeup. I wear so much makeup.

Anonymous ASKED: oh that's a shame :( Poor Koda though, pets are a responsibility not just fun. Hope he didn't bite too hard and that you're O.K too!

Which is exactly why I only watch dogs right now rather than have one of my own! They’re a huge responsibility, and one which I know I can’t fully commit to. If I could I would try to buy koda from his current owner and take him to a trainer, but I can’t, and I can’t risk my own well being either. I really hope his owner looks into retraining him. Because I already miss that pup.

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Anonymous ASKED: oh dear candy lady, how are you? I hope your dog is well (i think it's your dog?) not many pictures of it lately! I like the smaller dogs cause.. well I like animals but the larger ones who are smart and energetic are really my favorites :) hope you're having a nice day today

He is not my dog actually. I just watch him for a firefighter so I have him several days a week while his owner is at the station for 24hr shifts. But it looks like I may have to stop watching him as he is becoming aggressive (he bit me this week) and his owner isn’t going to put him through any behavioral training to handle his aggression. I love koda, I think he’s a wonderful dog, but I can’t put myself in a position where I could end up in the hospital. If his owner agrees to put him in training I will happily watch him. And yes, I prefer big dogs as well.